TONY sits in the pubs sipping a pint of lager. DAVE marches in proudly.
TONY
Hi mate! How's it going?
DAVE
I'm sound pal! You ok? I got that tat done!
TONY
Oh nice one! You plucked up the courage then?!
DAVE
I did pal, it hurt like fuck I'm telling you! It's still sore...
TONY
I can imagine. Let's have a look then!
DAVE
Ok.. two secs
DAVE rolls the sleeve of his t-shirt up revealing a long tattoo containing the letters 我是个娘们
DAVE
Good eh! Proper Chinese shit mate.
TONY
It looks really good matey, they've done a top job on that. Do you know what it means?
DAVE
Yep. It means 'Like a tiger with wings'! How cool is that?
I look well buff with that on my guns man!
TONY
Yeah it does look great, honestly. I think the translation might be a little bit out though...
DAVE
What? How would you know? What do you mean it's out?
TONY
Well you remember I did International Business at uni?
DAVE
Yeah... so?
TONY
I also studied Chinese for three years. It was a joint honours degree.
DAVE
Oh. I didn't know that. So what is the translation?
TONY
Well I suppose the most direct translation in English would be.. well er..
DAVE
What?? Come on tell me.
TONY
'I am a wanker'.
I look well buff with that on my guns man!
TONY
Yeah it does look great, honestly. I think the translation might be a little bit out though...
DAVE
What? How would you know? What do you mean it's out?
TONY
Well you remember I did International Business at uni?
DAVE
Yeah... so?
TONY
I also studied Chinese for three years. It was a joint honours degree.
DAVE
Oh. I didn't know that. So what is the translation?
TONY
Well I suppose the most direct translation in English would be.. well er..
DAVE
What?? Come on tell me.
TONY
'I am a wanker'.
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